Musings
Sometimes cerebral, sometimes silly, this section pays homage to the people, places, and celebrity run-ins that touch our lives.

Stories within this section : The Seven Year Bitch / Chivalry is Dead, and I am an idiot. / Three Times a Lady / The Thong and I / The Stiff / My Dad Made Me Shit On My Favorite National Monument / A DMV Diary / Am I more offensive in LA, or is LA just offensive? / Peace Signs / Me 'n My One Night Friends / Do you Smell Gasoline?? / Arrested Development / School Daze / It's a sign, I just know it is / Jen and Gina's Celebrity Prison / Lasts / The Money Pit / The Rules According to Norma / It's Time for Another Useless Holiday / A Rainy Day Observation / Men Who Can't Handle our Pussies / Roller Philosophy / What's the deal with hipsters? / The Four Year Itch / In My Tribe / Three Thousand Names and Faces / A Swing and a Miss / I'm Sorry I Misjudged You, Anna Nicole (House-Hunting Made Me Cry Too) / From Pigeons to Faggots- My Life as a Lunchtime Voyeur / Jen's Clumsy Time Journal / Play it Again, Summer of Sam / I Think I Need My Space /

Nocturnal Admissions
Jen’s dreams have better plots than most Hollywood films. Her unconscious mind is the key contributor to this section.

Stories within this section : Congratulations! It's a...Homie? / “Apocalypse Cow” / When Andy Rooney Attacks /

Office Space
When our paychecks get in the way of our passion, we rely on humor to get us through the day. Read about reluctant life in Corporate America here.

Stories within this section : Snow Day! / Six Days, Seven If You're Lucky / Get Your Porn On / Become an Office Holiday Party Statistic! / No Flu Shots Today! / Not Today / No Dogs Allowed / The Dry Wiper / The Dairy Heist / My Rookie Season has Come to a Close / Meeting Notes / Take me BACK to the Ballgame / Windows Has Given Me ADD / Hugs, Not Drugs / Take me out to the ballgame / Delusions of Mediocrity / Things my coworkers and I have found in the shared refrigerator in our kitchenette at work / The Woes of the Wealthy / There IS Such a Thing as a Stupid Question / Pretentious Wannabe Filmmaker's Take on Mainstream Film / Very Important Memo /

On The Road Again
From Paris to Peoria, our antics aren’t limited to our home turf.

Stories within this section : The English Lesson / LA LA LA LA Lovely – Diary of A Bitch-Sessions Vacation / The Air Up There / From Peoria, With Love / Cars, Bars, and Stars: A Tale of Two Cities / An American Idiot In Paris / Home, Home on the Range / Orlando, Orlando, Where has our love gone? /

Photo Gallery
Bitches looking their worst (remember, the internet adds ten pounds.)

Stories within this section : Pimpin' Ain't Easy / Remnants of a Crack Whore Dinner / White Trash BBQ / WHEN HUMANS ATTACK / People We Know Who Resemble Pop Music Icons Yet Refuse to Admit It / identifright /

Reviews
Bitchin’ opinions on albums, concerts, books, reality television, and more.

Stories within this section : The Not-So-Magic Kingdom / Undoubtedly Good / Universal Studios – A Land Without Open Container Laws / The No-Talent Show - Surreal Life / Episode 4 / The Surreal Life / My name is Jennifer, and I am a reality TV addict. / Hip to be Square / No Shower Should Be Without One / Not Your Average Gun Movie / Crying on My Own Dime - With a Little Help From the White Rapper / You Down with AEC? / Mmm Mmm Mraz / What a Short, Strange Season It's Been / Singing in the Rain, Brooklyn Style / Shifting T.V. into high gear, it's FASTLANE! / Working the System for The Boss / Who Is Responsible for this Anna Nicole Nonsense? / Eminem at Jones Beach - A Musical and Sexual Experience / New From Dutch Boy!! / Shady's Back. Tell a Friend. / Pros and Cons of New York Livin’ / Find Your Spot in... Albuquerque? / IncuBUST or Why I HATE Madison Square Garden / Pretentious Wannabe Filmmaker's Take on Mainstream Film / Stony Awards, Schmony Awards / Are YOU Ready for Mush Hour?? / Harmonious Anarchy In Paris / Give it a Rest, PILLOWREST / Butter Butler Be Damned /

Shades of Gay
Stories of gay men, as told by the women who love them.

Stories within this section : Girly Men / Happy Anniversary Jerry, Gina, and Madonna / Just an ordinary night on the town / safe sex / Jerry Meets Madonna... sorta / ATTENTION GAY MEN IN VEGAS /

Soap Box

Stories within this section : Peace Signs /

Tales From the 20th Century
The sixteenth birthday parties, high school boyfriends, and teenage Danny Pintauro sightings that made us who we are today.

Stories within this section : My High School Stalker / It's Hard Growing Up Easy / My Ex-Boyfriend, the School Mascot / Six Degrees of Danny Pintauro / Hippie Teenagers Have Kidnapped My Brother / Not-So-Sweet Sixteen /

This Just In
What goes through a bitch’s mind while she’s drinking her morning coffee? (Usually a fuzzy memory from the night before involving heavy alcohol consumption and some degree of humiliation.)

Stories within this section : This is Paradise / Bitch-Sessions Facelift / “It’s MINE. And You’ve Ruined It!” / We Have Googlability / Images From Last Night That I Still Cannot Shake From My Head / AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!! /

Twist and Splash
A collection of bizarre occurrences from two New York City watering holes.

Stories within this section : A Taxicab Conversation / Just an ordinary night on the town / identifright / Radio Sham / Amateurs / The Rules / You Missed a Good One /

What's Love Got To Do With It?
No ex-boyfriend or cyber-date is safe from this section dedicated to the four-letter-L-word.

Stories within this section : I Hate The Cleas Club / The Rules of Cyber Dating / You're dating my husband. / Learning the Rules of Relationships, With Help From The Shriner Who Dumped Me / Confessions of a Serial NONogamist / Hot for High School / My Ex-Boyfriend, the School Mascot / THIRD TIME’S A CHARM -- OR-- MY ADVENTURES IN ONLINE DATING / People in Love Are on Drugs... No, Really, They Are / The Man Meter /

Wurd of the Day
Move over, Shakespeare, we’ve got some contributions of our own to the English vernacular.

Stories within this section : Popcabulary / Mail Basher / Deja-Brew / Premature Articulation / IM-nesia / Neigh-Ho / Emoticon-itis / Hand-Sitter / ParEnoia / Hang Mail / Incucurse / One Night Friend / Second Epinion / Voice Re-Messaging System / identifright / karmicoitus / safe sex / digicleptimania/digicleptiphobia / Radio Sham / eecup / Snoopdooped / The Little Nerd Who Could / Inculust / Snyoga / Yogaholic / Seatus Interruptus / Excessa-mail / Clean Air Act / Rezagnation / Whoresale /