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So without further adieu, here's the masthead presenting all da bitches that run this completely legal operation at Bitch-Sessions.com.

GxxP. New York, NY.

Domainatrix/Queen Mother. With personality and style that were far too big for the Midwest to handle, GxxP arrived in Manhattan in 1996 and has taken the city by storm. From the top of her cowboy hat-clad head to the bottom of her platform boots, she’s a New Yorker in every sense of the word. She comes to us fully loaded with tales of Midwestern misadventures, passionate (and often times fanatical) reviews of music and literature, and a wide array of intelligent stories and amusing anecdotes where her love for her friends, family, and life is unmistakable.

Jen. Los Angeles, CA.

Writer-At-Large/Resident Klutz. After a four-year stint in New York City, Jen has recently migrated to the sunny shores of Los Angeles. Armed with a wardrobe of strappy sandals and a love of reality TV, Jen has ingratiated herself immediately into La La Land culture. Although we here in the Big Apple miss her tons, we look forward to hearing about her brushes with celebrities and deadbeat dates. When asked about what she loves about L.A., Jen replied, “When a stranger pushes you down, at least here you only fall into sand.” Keep your eyes on Bitch-Sessions so you too can witness her antics.

Glenda. Silicon Valley, CA.

NrrdGrrl/Lead Guitar. Birthed from the bowels of the boroughs, Glenda is the haphazard New Yorker, if you can catch her. At the site's inception, she began a year-long sentence at the Silicon Alley Dot-com Unemployment Prison, where she developed a tendency to randomly wander off. Now gainfully employed, her pursuit of cubicles has led her to the SF Bay. She often prefers computers to people as a result of her intricate network of, well — computers. She resides with five people she's not involved with who "aren't smelly hippies," and her trusty desktop computer — Jeff Buckley. Her home is agendacide.com. One day, she vows to lead a life unplugged.

Yoda. San Francisco, CA.

Correspondent of Correspondence. Yoda has been pimpin' herself in the San Francisco market for the past three years. Prior to that, she spent five years selling her soul as a television actress in Los Angeles. (Yoda's finer work can be caught on such fabulous hits as Baywatch Nights, Brave New World and the teen favorite, Reel Planet...nothing but quality programming.) Now, Yoda sells her soul in a whole other way — she is a part of big bad corporate America. When she is not maniacally obsessing over the man du jour, Yoda enjoys hiking, running and making fun of people.

Dashus. New York, NY.

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Cockstar. New York, NY.

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Pazzy. New York, NY.

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Dan. New York, NY.

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Rafe. New York, NY.

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Jimmy. New York, NY.

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FM. Chicago, IL.

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Eric. New York, NY.

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Dana. Chicago, IL.

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Paris Longheart-Ravage I. Paris, FRANCE.

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Jane. Joisey.

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