Wurd of the Day

Mail Basher - Woman who forwards every email she’s ever received that portrays men in a negative light. Because of her, her friends' inboxes are sullied with the likes of such missives:

Butt Measurements
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>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and
the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue."
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>With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure
the grill and then went over to where his wife was working
and measured his wife's bottom."Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the Barbecue!!!"
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>The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in
bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
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>"What's wrong?" he asks.
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>She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

...Etc.

Most of the recipients on the mail-basher’s email list stopped reading her forwards long ago; the most technically-savvy have configured their email software to automatically delete her emails.