I recently received the following memo from the Human Resources Department at work:

Subject: No Flu Shots Today!
Importance: High

Ironically, the nurse scheduled to administer our flu shots this morning came down with the flu this weekend. Unfortunately, Vaccination Service of America could not accommodate us on such short notice. However, they are working on re-scheduling the flu shots for later this week. Please watch your email for details.

Our apologizes for any inconvenience, and stay well.

If I get sick this weekend, I'm holding my company responsible.