We have a dry-wiper in our office. The women here have dubbed a certain
woman the dry-wiper because after she uses the bathroom she doesn’t
wash her hands. Instead, she vigorously cranks out some paper towels
and wipes her hands with them. She does this at all times of the month,
I might add. Dry-wiping is usually preceded by her touching her face
and checking her makeup and running her hands through her hair.

It’s one thing to not wash your hands after using the bathroom. I’m not
saying I condone not washing your hands (certainly not!) but what is
the point of dry-wiping?!? Why not skip the whole act altogether? A
friend of mine has a theory that she uses her hands to wipe herself and
that explains the need for the paper wiping (gross)!

Is it any wonder the amount of colds circulating the office?!