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Things my coworkers and I have found in the shared refrigerator in our kitchenette at work
By Jen

1. One small, used, plastic, Boston Market container which appears to be containing 10 small blueberries.

2. One can of Beef-a-Roni.

3. Bag o' Pasta (For those of you not familiar with Bag o' Pasta. Bag o' Pasta is basically leftover Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Spaghetti and Meatballs which is being stored in a ziplock bag)

4. One lone grape. (In freezer)

5. One half-eaten snickers bar in a ziplock bag.

6. One empty Duane Reade bag (In freezer. Has been in freezer for a month)

7. One greasy Pizza Hut box containing a partially consumed P'Zone. (A new an innovative creation by the wizards at The Hut. It's a wacky combination of Pizza and a Calzone. What will those crazy kids think of next?)

8. A "Jam" Sandwich (Not the conventional Jam Sandwich that you remember fondly from your childhood. No, no... This "Jam" Sandwich is simply 2 slices of white wonderbread "jammed" together with nothing but a sad, lonely, slice of bologna in between.)

9. A plate of condiments (A plate of what you ask? It is just what it sounds like it is. A plastic plate on which you can find such treasures as red pepper flakes, garlic salt, flavored olive oil, and parmesean cheese.)

The contents of this fridge have amused my coworkers and I so much that a game has been created. Playing "The Lunch Hunch" is quite simple. The only tools needed are a refrigerator, access to email, and an imagination. To begin, all the players in the game go to the refrigerator and inspect it for odd and unusual items. Once the item is located and chosen, the players then adjourn to their respective desks. Guesses as to who the employee is who has brought the chosen item to work are emailed to all players in game. Players then spend the rest of the day spying on the Kitchenette so as to find out who the true owner of the chosen item is. Want to make it interesting? Place bets.

Trust me, it really livens up an otherwise boring day at work.

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