I've just realized that the past 3 times I've gotten some action, I've lost something valuable. The architect in Chicago - Lost my wallet and an antique handbag that was refurbished and given to all the bridesmaids as gifts. The Model/Thief - Missing: 1 small television set, 1 diet peach iced tea Snapple, my pride. The Shady Russian - 1 brand new black cardigan sweater. It's as if I suffer from some form of disease where when I get action, the world must take something valuable from me.

karmicoitus: a condition which causes the world to take something valuable from you in exchange for the opportunity to get some action. The likelihood of karmicoitus increases when this event happens with a stranger, and is even further increased when alcohol is added. The level of loss seems to be in direct proportion to how good experience actually was.