Due to a lack of response to our cry for help on June 27, Jerry set off for Vegas without many suggestions on where to go for fun, and was somehow roped into attending a performance of "American Superstars". From what I can gather this extravaganza features Vegas-ized celebrity impersonators, whose repertiores consist mainly of off-key pop tunes. Despite the dearth of talent on stage, the audience was wowed, and a large line of adoring fans seeking faux-celeb-photos formed after the show. Thanks to Jerry's sister, we are able to enjoy this souvenir from his night with the stars.