digicleptimania: compulsive condition, primarily affecting hot, male supermodels, where sufferers find themselves unable to resist heisting TV's from their gracious hostesses.

digicleptiphobia: (see "digicleptimania): tertiary social symptom of digicleptimania; the fear of waking in the morning to find that one has unwittingly exchanged small television set for male-model-stained bedding

digicleptimaniac: See attached for example.

(Wurd courtesy of Vivian Darkbloom)