We just received the following Very Important Memo in our inbox.....

From: 4 Star Vending
To: Customer
Due to an equipment malfunction, the dollar and change intake slots of vending machine VS-B12-1196-F7, are not accepting amounts being distributed in paper, dime, or quarter form. The problem is tentative at best, but for the moment, vending machine VS-B12-1196-F7 is only accepting nickels.
Again, we apologize for the inconvenience, and hope to have the matter rectified as soon as possible.

Sincerely,
4 Star Vending

Per chance, does anyone have any nickels I can change for my dimes, quarters, and "paper" money? Please!!! I really need some pretzels.