My friend Jerry is doing some research on gay bars in Vegas. I am disappointed to report that most of these bars are either located in strip malls or dark alleys. I don't think most gay men that I know would be caught dead anyway near these places (although should they venture out to any of them, it's likely they will be dead, as some of these places look like murder scenes.) Take a look and see for yourself.

http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/gayclubs/

Please, someone, send us some better ideas. Jerry's plane leaves tomorrow. Our request is urgent.