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By Jen

While watching TV this weekend I was delivered the most amazing piece of information… A revolutionary new product has rocked the world of painting! Dutch Boy Paint has created a miraculous line of paint cans with an easy pour spout!! I was treated to a: 30 second commercial that showed a slew of smartly dressed woman easily opening up cans of brightly colored paint. The Ladies flashed us a winning smile, and poured the paint into their trays with a flourish, all seemingly without spilling a drop (Or messing up their perfect manicures). Wow. Incredible. It’s about time.

Hardly! What a waste. I just recently painted my entire apartment, and I can tell you from experience that the act of pouring the paint into a tray was the least of my worries while accomplishing this task. I was much more concerned about the hours of backbreaking work I knew would immediately follow the 10 second act of pouring paint into a tray. Perhaps Dutch Boy should focus their efforts on more pressing issues regarding paint. How about inventing paint that easily washes out of your hair after it drips on your head while painting the ceiling? Oh! Maybe they could invent paint that turns out to actually be the SAME color on the wall that is it is the can, so you can avoid ending up painting an entire room fluorescent yellow. Even better, how about coming up with a can where, when you open it, four handsome professional painters pop out like genie’s, paint your entire apartment for you, and then take you out to dinner afterwards. Just an idea...

July 15, 2002 · 11:12 AM
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Wow, you are so right! If you wouldn't mind contacting Dutch Boy regarding your last suggestion, that would be brilliant...I'd like to see that become a reality. Could we, though, make them 4 straight boys??? Or at least have the option? We could also have the variety pack 2 straight, 2 gay....Have the best of both worlds?

Maybe they should come up with "Dutch Boy" Shower Caps and Ponchos -- How 'bout some shoe covers....booties, perhaps? Little wooden booties....how Dutch baby!!!!! I think that would be a stellar way to cross-merchandise.

Available in 3 fashion colors...only at your neighborhood Benjamin Moore Dealer. Fashion only please!
Posted by: Shelly on July 15, 2002 02:36 PM

Shelly..

Your suggestions are superb. With the two of us working together, I have no doubt in my mind that we can revolutionize the world of painting. I will contact Dutch Boy post haste...
Posted by: Jen on July 15, 2002 02:41 PM

Thank goodness Dutch Boy has done something no other paint comapany has dared to do....CHANGE.

BRAVO
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Hi! My brother and his friend invented the can. I'll talk to him.....Lauren
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