On a Saturday night in the winter of 2002, three women in New York City found themselves complaining about the limitless crap passed off as creative output in the television shows and magazines of today. Thanks to several glasses of red wine and the late hour, they decided to do something about it. After months of idea-swapping and consulting with Glenda, Bitch-Sessions.com came to life.

Bitch-Sessions is an open forum in which not just bitchin’ but open expression of ideas is encouraged. Ranging from social commentary, amusing anecdotes, concert reviews, and relationship philosophy, we hope you don’t find the content to be the crap we were lambasting in the first place.

Currently Jen and GxxP, two working gals in LA and NYC, are the primary contributors, although submissions are welcome by all. Bitch-Sessions is aware, thoughtful, humorous, expository, and unafraid. Let's face it, our lives are funny, and would probably amuse a lot of people. Our thoughts are deep — at least sometimes — and would probably inspire a lot of people.

If one person can think differently or simply laugh out loud as a result of something we write, then we've accomplished our goal. If you’ve spent time on Bitch-Sessions and feel your ideas would find a comfortable home here, please let us know. We know our kind, and they are welcome to play in our sandbox.

Write for Bitch-Sessions!

Like we said, if you feel the urge to contribute, please feel free to!

The contributor (that's you), retains copyright and ownership to your articles and/or images, designs, code and whathaveyou. You are only giving us permission to edit and publish it on Bitch-Sessions! It's yours, not ours. Dig?

Submission Guidelines:

1. We don't butcher-up writing, but we make extremely minor edits to grammar and spelling. Our lone suggestion would be to run the spellcheck and grammar check before you submit. We don't expect it to be perfect, but we wouldn't want to kick it back to you, you know?

2. What we do is a labor of love, and therefore there is no compensation for articles, art, and code submitted at this time. We sorry! But, what you get is our neverending appreciation and a write-up on the posse page.

3. Cite your sources if you are quoting from somewhere.

4. And it most definitely has to be your work.

5. Poetry— however brillant and wonderful it may be — isn't being considered at this time.

That being said, blindside us with your genius on the contact page!